Are you a bint? Take our test and find out... 1: Your foundation makes you look like... Dale Winton Jordan Cate Blanchett 2: Which Sex and the City boyfriend would you swap with your own? Steve Smith Mr Big 3: Who features in your favourite fantasy? the plumber Richard Gere the Milk Tray man 4: Cosmopolitan is... a magazine a rather fine cocktail an approach to life 5: Frottage is... something to do with horses a type of cheese an attachment to natural fibres 6: You wake up in a strange bedroom fully clothed. What do you do about yesterday's knickers? go Commando turn them inside out buy a new pair of knickers on the way to work 7: What would you like to decorate Linda Barker with? an MBE St Tropez Ronseal 8: What are you reading at the moment? Chat chick lit chap lit 9: Who would play you in a movie of your life? Susan Sarandon Renée Zellweger Gwyneth Paltrow 10: Felching is... petty theft an unpleasant build-up of gas a man thing 11: What's in your gin and tonic? ice and a slice Slimline tonic Tanqueray gin 12: You didn't shag someone on the first date because... you had your period you were wearing tights you're not that sort of girl 13: What is your anthem? "Why does it always rain on me?" "Simply the best" "Do ya think I'm sexy?" 14: You treat yourself with... a manicure a Hollywood wax Botox 15: Which Footballer's Wife are you? Tanya Chardonnay Shannon 16: Which Reality TV show would you rather be in? Wife Swap Faking It The Salon 17: When you go home, you jump on... your boyfriend the sofa the exercise bike 18: Which pudding would you compare yourself to? chocolate mousse bread and butter pudding crème brulée 19: Which fictional heroine do you most identify with? Cinderella Bridget Jones Scarlett O'Hara 20: Who would you rather wake up to? Johnny Vegas Alistair Campbell David Beckham Click the button to find out your bint rating...